Comment and I'll tell you how you are going to die.

@SociallyAwkwardGirl A jealous husband will mistake your for his wife's lesbian lover and strangle with an extension cord and then hang you from the ceiling to disguise it as a suicide. The police don't bother investigating it as a murder and your friends and family are left devastated trying to understand why you would take your own life.

Seems accurate tbfh@SW-User