What's your worst chat up line?

I would walk 5 miles over broken glass to suck on the exhaust pipe of the laundry truck taking your dirty lingerie to the cleaners.

You horny? Not even a hi

You got kik?

Like everything I've ever posted here, probably.

Do you work at dunkin donuts but it actually worked

“Get your gums wrapped around my plums.”

Baby, we go together like Hitler and Eva Braun.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven.☺️

Pretty much anything i say

Dial up