Why I watch football alone

When watching a football game (US) and the defense intercepts the ball and runs it into the end zone, I like to guess who the dumbass is who shouts PICK SIX! You know as if no one else was watching the game. Then there's the the guy who explains the rules of the game as if it's everyone's first time to ever seen the sport.
Or the guy who can't stand to hear Chris Collinsworth's voice so he has to shout over him so no one else can hear what he's saying.
Or the guy who says, that's someone's daughter, when the go daddy commercial comes on.

Rant over.