Is there something that...

makes you feel like a complete and total badass?

Like you've strapped on some wicked cool moon boots, tied rockets to them and lit the fancy little suckers on fire. Then the flames catch your shorts ablaze and you lift off, with your chest puffed out, arms to the wind and your head pointed towards outer space.
And you feel free, untouchable, like...
there is nothing in this world that could stop you, except for the moon and the sun. To which you vow, they'll be your kickball for eternity. Bouncing off of your heels, until they finally name the horizon after you...

Badass like that! 👍🏻💪🏻👊🏻💥