You ever wake up one morning... And it's as if over night your ass simply doesn't fit in to any...

Jbbfan · 51-55, M

This is confusing to me I need to see a photo?

AlmostAnAngel · 100+, F

water retention

That didn’t happen just one morning.. that’s a month of KFC and PlayStation

Quizzical · 46-50, M

A similar issue...

MrSmooTh · 31-35, M

You have to stop saying things like this.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

ah ... no.

FattyMcFatts · 46-50, M

You need new pants.

kate21 · 26-30, F

I’m positive it’s my pants and not me.

sometimeslonelytoo · 51-55, M

Hmm. Maybe that weight's been creeping on little by little, only to be noticed when it's crossed that panties-not-fitting boundary?!

Yea!😲 What the hell is up with that?😲

Elegy · 46-50

Guuuuuurl!

You know it!

You need to be takin' your ass to the Jenny Craig.

SW-User

God pambi at times your hilarious 😂