What's your morning ritual?

The Dance of the Snooze Button. A complicated waltz that requires finger and sleepy-mind to be entirely in step with each other.

wanting to kill someone when my alarm goes off, go to the toilet for a massive piss, wash, brush teeth, sit on the edge of my bed zoning out for a few mins, finally put on clothes, do hair and makeup, shove whatever drinks i have in the fridge into my bag, if i’m on rollies then roll some cigs, leave the house and get to work

First I give praise to The Dark Lord...

Hit the snooze about eight times. Take the dog out to pee. Coffee. Feed dog. Debate whether to go back to bed. Read and piddle around until I’m running late for work.

Depends on the routines the night before, and whether I’m in a roleplay..

But usualy I lay in bed untill it’s my turn to be showered.. I then get dressed and go upstairs where we all eat breakfast before going to school, or morgue if it’s a lab

Count from ten backwards get out of bed b4 I reach zero, shower 🚿 coffee, b/fast leave for work etc blahhh

Get out of bed 5 minutes before having to leave, dress, leave.

Its really boring actually

Get up, poop, brush teeth, get ready for work

https://youtu.be/RjKNbfA64EE

Exercise 😃.

20 min meditation!