Do you think that if we collectively...

Gathered 750 pounds of saltines and some vulcanized rubber sealant we could build a cracker raft?

We could sail out into international waters... Fly our own flag and be happy.

You in?

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Mamapolo2016 · F

I have a few key questions.

1. Do sharks like crackers?
2. Is there a McDonald's?
3. Where am I going to buy clothes?
4. Who else is going? I don't want to be trapped on a raft OR an island with people I don't agree with.
5. Who gets to design the flag?
6. How do I know I'll be happy?

Pambi · 26-30, F

@Mamapolo2016 Details such as survival and what not are for the non adventurous,Mama....

You in?

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Pambi I've had a whole lot of adventures...and while they make great stories LATER, I hardly ever like them while they're going on.

........oh, what the heck! If I can bring Chloe, the dog, I'm in.

Pambi · 26-30, F

@Mamapolo2016 Yay!

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Pambi Alright then. Not lobbying, but if available seating becomes limited, I know how to distill pee back into drinkable water. Just sayin'.

Pambi · 26-30, F

@Mamapolo2016 Awesome! What a cool party trick!

Mamapolo2016 · F

@Pambi Yes. when the drinks run out, I'm a smash.