Deep breath....

As a 25-year-old single woman I’m pretty much living in the thickest part of the modern hookup culture –

Perfecting the art of getting the right guy to buy you a drink at a bar, crafting the perfect response to a text to make you seem just interested enough, taking the proper five seconds to adequately judge a person and determine whether or not to swipe left or right on Tinder. That’s the world I live in.

I have to confess: I hatefully despise it with every day lighted fiber of my being.