My IQ is too high

Can't be, you're here 🤣

Cool? Now what.

Too high for what?

Pfft

so you took all 8 tests from a certified tutor in your local participating school directed by an agency hired from your city hall?

So come to church and ask them some intelligent theological questions. Then you will make me look tame.

It finally climbed above zero?

I doubt that very much.

What is it?

You're a very convincing liar!