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CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M
The toilet
SW-User
have a buddy cause a distraction outside
escape through the sewer
escape through the sewer
UreBesFrend · M
@SW-User You missed a step, he has to first make a giant turd suit to wear before going into the sewer. That way if they come looking for him they won't see him.
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
Bribe the prison doctor to pronounce me dead, put me in a body bag and send me to the county morgue for an autopsy.. there bribe the local medical examiner my autopsy report and death certificate using the body of some unidentifiable transient. Walk out under a new name
xRedx · M
Tell your friend there's no escape
updown2020 · 61-69, M
Well depending the level of security it is that would be very hard to to the higher the security the more gates there are. Tell your friend if he cannot do the time then do not do the crime.
ticklerguy · M
I'd tell the warden they said I could go free and hope he believes it,lol
UreBesFrend · M
@ticklerguy I bet nobody ever tries that one. lol
ticklerguy · M
@UreBesFrend I know but I saw it in a movie once
updown2020 · 61-69, M
Yes because if they behave they can get out earlier for good behavior.
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UreBesFrend · M
Tell him to change genders
MarineBob · 56-60, M
Have a good crooked lawyer
Primnproper · 56-60, F
Not commit a crime..😄
Scarfface · 46-50, M
Trampoline
UreBesFrend · M
@Scarfface The other inmates can just links hands and toss him over the fence
UndeadSona · F
Eat the bricks and die
FattyMcFatts · 46-50, M
I can’t tell you.
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
Do my time..
Firespirit · 26-30, M
Serve my time