Welcome to Similar World’s got talent!

I can cheer people with talent.

I can do things the wrong way with the wrong tools and make it turn out right. I cannot do things the right way with the right tools.

Another gift I was given is slap-stick. I can fall down in wonderfully creative ways and highly amuse those watching.

I can eat whatever I want, and not gain a pound

oh did you get Simon Cowell as one of the judges?

mowing lawns

Singing. Fucking up my own soul and being batshit. On occasion a decent poem emanates from me.

My laughter is contagious

Picking my nose

Hmmm its tough picking a winner for best talent. What does the public vote?

I have many.. #1 sing #2 play 7 instruments #3 write stories,lyrics,poetry #4 can build almost anything

[c=#7700B2]I would get buzzed off the stage so fast [/c]

Pooping on stilts

I play the drums and sing a bit