Why does my wife object to me having grown a beard when she hardly ever kisses me?

@Peppa just 😔

@Cheesecake I'll send you a pic of me I'm sure she'll want to kiss you then... lol

@Peppa ha ha well, I've tried just about everything else so may be worth a shot! ;-)

@Cheesecake cool, new lady friend, new beard, that jealous/ curious antenna will start beeping...

@Peppa hmmmm intriguing. She doesn't even know I'm on here. It's a refuge for me.
I like your style though! ;-)

@Cheesecake haha, it's harmless fun you know, just to ignite some passion... good luck BTW, your face your choice x

@Peppa that's what I think. Thanks :-)