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Teirdalin · 31-35
I burned all your bread, and left it in random places around your house.
@Teirdalin LMAO HAHAHAAHAHAHA
smmartydude · 36-40, M
@Teirdalin Good lord, you are the epitome of evil 😲
LyricalOne · F
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LyricalOne · F
@smmartydude Bet you’ll never look at a salad the same way again.
smmartydude · 36-40, M
I'm just happy the carrots weren't any closer to the behind region.
LyricalOne · F
@smmartydude Hope none turn up missing.
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
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smmartydude · 36-40, M
@Picklebobble2 Something about that turns me on, and I'm not sure what it is. Oh, right...boobs.
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
@smmartydude I thought it was a rather unusual Christmas card from the Salvation Army this year !
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
Teirdalin · 31-35
ScoobyScoobydoo · 51-55, M
Get a puppy
smmartydude · 36-40, M
@ScoobyScoobydoo But I don't want a puppy.
ScoobyScoobydoo · 51-55, M
@smmartydude don't then
smmartydude · 36-40, M
Well ok then.
Guess what?
smmartydude · 36-40, M
@KilljoyKitty What?
@smmartydude nothing! O:
You're welcome 😉
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smmartydude · 36-40, M
@Cheekyshorts excellent 😀
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
smmartydude · 36-40, M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales I don't know who she is, but she is very pretty.
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
@smmartydude Andrea Corr-lead singer of the Corrs.Bit older Now though!
smmartydude · 36-40, M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales I just looked...she's 43...that makes her a milf 😏