Bert or Ernie?

You can't have one without the other.

I live with Ernie. Bert stops by and sees him a few times a week

Bert played by the rules. I'm torn.

Bert for sure

Ernie = Spongebob, Bert = Squidward

So, Bert. Lol

Ernie for me 😍 lol

Ernie

You ever think of double team?

Manamana!

Ernie and his yellow duckie!

They're gay, don't waste your time 😜

The problem for me is that I like rules, but I hate stupid rules. If you can subvert a stupid rule, then I'm an Ernie.