Smart Ass 101

I was at the fitting room at Marshall's and I told the attendant, Karen, 3 items. So she insisted on counting them. As if I would lie!!!!!!!!! I reminded her that I learned how to count to 10 in my youth. she didn't find that funny.

then I went to the cashier and put down the syrup and she said "just this?"

so I said "then these pants must be free!"

*crickets*.💀