The understatement of this century…

I am in no mood for idiocy.

Today in my DMs, this gem.

“Hello, my name is blah blah blah. I am an actor and movie producer. I am here for something serious but will love to know you more better if you don’t mind.”

My answer:

“Here for something serious”? You came to the wrong place.

I am going to be 75 in a few months and have zero patience with nonsense and manufactured mysteries.

Don’t be stupid.”

There was another one from a stranger. Graduation day at Scammer University?

Just an alert to the rest of you.

I need a shower.

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bowman81 · M

He is Shakespearian 🤣

"All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,"

Time for him to exit!

Mamapolo2016 · F

@bowman81 I’m getting a stage hook.

DrWatson · 70-79, M

I think you missed your chance to star in one of those pharmaceutical television ads!

Mamapolo2016 · F

@DrWatson And thankfully.

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Mamapolo2016

Aww, don't you want to appear on screen gamboling through a field of flowers, surrounded by child actors portraying your grandchildren, with inspiring music in the background, while an announcer intones the potential side effects: "constipation, diarrhea, loss of limb...."

Mamapolo2016 · F

@DrWatson I actually don’t. I surrendered my enabling license.

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