What gives me the god damn right to call shenanigans on the law(s) surrounding bestiality?? (you might ask)

Love, that's what it is folks, what it was, is , and always shall be, love. Keep that in mind at all times, thank you, and also.. THIS.. heh.. this picture I snapped in a fit of divination / black magic; blood was spilled, my blood. , he changed my DNA, evidently. I had to know.