FBI: “Gee, the assassin has to be around here somewhere. Sorry, need to kidnap a college student. Bye.”

@Fukfacewillie I thought LA was reduced to ashes. Just like Seattle in 2020.

@Northwest Oh wait, let me check. Hey! Yeah. It’s all gone except for my condo.

@Fukfacewillie My house also survived the 2020 Seattle Blitz. I've been to Portland dozens of times since, and it's still there.