When you're in the middle of a heist, but decide you don't give a f*ck and just want to nap

Call my lawyer and don't bother me, I have plausible deniability on my side

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assemblingaknob · 26-30, F

Cute. I would Gibb all my gold to cute kitteh

assemblingaknob · 26-30, F

@Elessar I would never report a cute animal to the cops. That meow has got me hypnotized.

Elessar · 26-30, M

@assemblingaknob Next life I'm gonna respawn as a robber kitten. Worst case scenario that they give me a life sentence I'll have another 8 anyway.

assemblingaknob · 26-30, F

@Elessar So cute.

Mindful · 56-60, F

Awwwwwwwwwww cats! They are funny! This one is trying to show you who’s the real boss!

SW-User

Lmao. Idk why this reminds me of @DrScissorhands 😅

caccoon · 36-40

Riches mean nothing if you're just comfy

Elessar · 26-30, M

@caccoon I can rob you later, these jewels ain't going anywhere with these prices and this inflation anyway

- the robber

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