I thought Washington, D.C., was made magically safe with the National Guard on the streets. Here comes the Marshall Law.

Prediction: there'll be full-on rage posting from MAGA types blaming liberals and transgender people, until it comes out that the shooter was wearing a MAGA hat, had Trump stickers and tattoos, screamed 'Death to Libs!' before shooting, and was riding a gold-covered pony covered in US flags made in China. Then everyone will go suspiciously quiet and it'll be too soon to make any guesses about motive or political ideology.