im dying its too hot

*throws water balloons at you*

Yeah dummy why did you choose to live a kilometre from the surface of the sun while I, the chad, live where it's snowing tomorrow.

When people ask me why I don't consider moving back there......

I just have this one word response : HUMIDITY

You type very eloquently for someone who's dying.

Gaia? Lolz. Die. We understand. Hot. ROFL!!!

paandarin ang aircon 🥴

Awww you need fans