Last June, (during one of my many court appearances), I purposely skunked myself in actual skunk spray, because I hate my prosecutors that much.

and there wasn't a damn thing they ever did about it either. You are welcome, men in robes, man with a hammer, men in uniforms, fellow criminals... you are all MOST welcome for that stunt. 🖤 🦨 🐺 😏 it was my pleasure