I Speak Yiddish

What's the difference between a schlemiel and shlimazel? A schlemiel goes to a fancy restaurant and spills his soup. A shlimazel is the one he spills the soup on.

He's a fonzanoon
What's a fonzanoon
A guy who farts in the bathtub and bites at the bubble.

you don't know from schmucks! this place is full of schmekels

:D ! 😆😱😁😂👏🏼
I needed this today , very much!

Hugs, Luna :)