Sex and Good Grammar.
*The Dangling Participle*
SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR
On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.
The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned, ‘This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, your penis will become more bigger and harder than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked : “How do I bring my penis to normal after love making? I cant walk around with a huge erection all day long."
"All your partner must say is ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "and it will go back to normal and will remain flaccid until the next full moon".
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
*(In memory of Fr. Oesch, My English Teacher in School and Wren and Martin GRAMMAR Book)*🙏
SEX AND GOOD GRAMMAR
On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man.
The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned, ‘This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, your penis will become more bigger and harder than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want."
The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked : “How do I bring my penis to normal after love making? I cant walk around with a huge erection all day long."
"All your partner must say is ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "and it will go back to normal and will remain flaccid until the next full moon".
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom.
When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
*(In memory of Fr. Oesch, My English Teacher in School and Wren and Martin GRAMMAR Book)*🙏
