Can you pick out the accents in my fake short story?
I can not even read this without laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Oh my God, like, I was just totally sitting on the porch - bless my heart, I was fixin' to make some lemonade - and this major creep, a total wise guy, he's like, 'Hey, what's your number?' And I'm like, no, dude, like, no way, I'm tellin' ya, you're a dummy. My mother would die, I'm not gonna lie to ya, and Mama always said a lady keeps her composure, but honestly? I was fuming. I nearly fainted right there on the magnolia tree. And then his friend's like, 'She's so chill,' and I'm like, I'm not chill, I'm furious, and don't you go tellin' nobody I said that. Now, hush now, pass me that lemonade, peach, and don't you worry your pretty little head about nothin'. Yeah, for sure, you're a good buddy, I'm tellin' ya. We're so chill. That's what I'm sayin'.
Oh my God, like, I was just totally sitting on the porch - bless my heart, I was fixin' to make some lemonade - and this major creep, a total wise guy, he's like, 'Hey, what's your number?' And I'm like, no, dude, like, no way, I'm tellin' ya, you're a dummy. My mother would die, I'm not gonna lie to ya, and Mama always said a lady keeps her composure, but honestly? I was fuming. I nearly fainted right there on the magnolia tree. And then his friend's like, 'She's so chill,' and I'm like, I'm not chill, I'm furious, and don't you go tellin' nobody I said that. Now, hush now, pass me that lemonade, peach, and don't you worry your pretty little head about nothin'. Yeah, for sure, you're a good buddy, I'm tellin' ya. We're so chill. That's what I'm sayin'.
