So... This one day in Madrid

I got sick in a small hotel and had to make a call to the front desk feeling rather ill (thanks in part to traveling with lower Vitamin C), and they said they happened to have a doctor on staff. I thanked them for the information and had the doctor sent to my room to see me for my condition. After he helped me recover I told him that I was amazed that such a small place would have a talented doc on standby.
He nodded and confidently said: "NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INN PHYSICIAN!"