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Scottish Compassion: A man was sitting on a blanket on the beach. He had no arms or legs.

Three women from England, Wales & Scotland were walking by & felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman asked 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'no,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Welsh woman asked 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said 'no,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and asked 'Ave you ever been fooked laddie?' The man broke into a big smile and said 'no.'

She said 'Aye - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'