I used to say my next ex is going to have to know how to make white gravyBut I'm thinking @deecembergirl has got that beat.
If I'm ever on life support i want somebody to pull the plug then plug it back in and see if that works.
A cool trick: a guy got caught cheating on his wife and he said he just kept giving her high five till she forgave himSounds a little iffy huh y'all?
Who else has got their Christmas shopping done?I always do mine on Christmas eve. I just love the people. But last year I didn't wake up till the day after so I put them in the closet for this year. Luckily I only have to scribble out two names and fill in the new names. Pretty cool huh y'all?
Why didn't you do it the way your mother told you to the first time?I ruthlessly stole that question from someone we all love. Not sure who, but she posted it here first. And if she's here , she's one of us and automatically loved and respected by all of us and the whole wide world.
Hey what's up?Thought I had a remodel job to start this past Tuesday. But we're haven't heard a bloody thing all day, sorry uncle Albert.. Don'tcha hate getting up for an event and someone that doesn't count for anything thinks they'll just withhold starting for...See More »
.. and the southern cross... hmmhmmmDo you like Crosby, Stills and Nash and Young? The song Ohio came out quick about Kent State. The national guard had ship many people they couldn't train them fast enough or good enough. The money was going to people heading WSU down yonder to a...See More »
Chug a lug chug a lug, makes ya wanna go hi dee dohBurns your stomach dontcha know Time for me to go chug a lug chug a lug
This opens with a picture of my oldest drinking a bud ice. I'm so proud. His close friend wrote it. I was telling someone earlier he sold one of hisSounds to the JonasBrothers https://youtu.be/4eF6J6Ic2nM
Sometimes i think if I'm ever on life support if someone would pull the plug then plug it right back in and see if that'll work
Had a boss once, after break he always saidOff your ass and on your feet , out of the shade and in(to) the heat,, break's over. I had to wait till it got up to 97 to go to work. I'm a dumb pinche caron bye y'all<poof> <POOF> Forgot my pen. Bye <poof>
38 years with the old broom pilot. Wonder if I can get away with it for 38 more? I'm going to give it a whirl and see how it goes. When some people say forever they mean it
Idon't believe anybody could force the NYT's to change anything.but maybe it came from a fake news source.
Live life like something wonderful is about to happen.We'll that's what I say. It can't hurt since no bears are involved.
I hate when people do things for my own good. Or keep secrets for my own good.I might be opening myself up for more harm if I dont know the whole truth. Tell me. I can take it