LARPagans and wiccans

‘I’m an atheist lady but I need something spiritual in my life without having to have a moral code, I know I’m a pagan and I like crystals’

‘A pagan is a Semitic term used to describe any one who follows any of the 10,000+ gods that are not Judaism, Christianity or Islam. So which actual religion are you?’

‘Erm……….Wiccan? I heard that word from other tattood chubby ladies’’

Strange how it’s always that one, never a dogon, or a worshipper or zues or Bastet