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Getting Married, but just suffered the biggest Maid of honor embarrassment. I Lost MY TOP !
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I was Topless at my Sisters horrible/Embarrassing wedding.! The Bikini Bee attack disaster!!!
I'm Jen, going to get married soon, as my older sister's maid of honor, things could not possibly be more embarrassing on my day, yes, and funny.
This disaster is recent, A few months ago, Janet my older sister got Married, her and my dad (mostly Janet) paid to fly everyone to a nice resort, Janet is a super-successful Pharmacy Research person, with tons of degrees, money, etc.. Me, since graduating, I have been a gym teacher, pizza place manager and now have a crappy job at a bank. OK, I was major Jealous!
Anyway, so we are there for two days, kind of chilling out, and on each day I embarrass myself more by day.
Day one - I take advantage of the open bar. I normally do drink a ton, but I did this night. Well, I proceed to violently puke right in Janet's future father in law's face! Eric, my fiance and a groomsmen carried me back to my room.
Day Two (EVEN WORSE) - Hungover, embarrassed and miserable. We head to the pool for brunch, Everyone! I admit I am kind of looking forward to showing up my 39 year old sister, with my 27 year old bikini bod! But I feel like Shit!
Well, we are walking to the pool, and Ben, one of the groomsmen starts screaming and smacking his head and runs back into the Hotel? Well, ten seconds later, I feel bugs crawling on my back, in my hair and YES, down my bathing suit top. Well, I start running around and screaming like an idiot, everyone is laughing, and breaking out their phones to record the moron who puked all over Chris' dad. Instead of running toward the hotel, I am heading toward the pool, when I realize they might be BEES!
Now, in complete panic mode, screaming BEES! Janet, my sister is laughing her Ass off, while I am hitting my self in the head, and quietly trying to tell her they went down my top! That is when Janet drops the bomb on me "Jen, oh my god, your going to have to take your top off!!! Well, now I just got stung on my head and back, and my heart is pounding, for a second I forgot about the bees, because it just hit me that, she is right, I really do have to take off my top and everyone there is going to see my Tits !
No choice now, I bend over and grab the strings around my neck, give it a pull and OFF GOES MY TOP! There I am bent over, looking at the ground, smacking my head and back topless, which my bikini top down by my waist, strings swinging around by my knees. I manage to get the bees out of my hair and off my back, when I stand up with no top on, to discover a Bee Crawling on MY NIPPLE! Well, I manage to get it off with one mortifying Titty shake for the entire wedding party and a bunch of strangers. I put my hands over my naked boobs and hauled it back to the Hotel screaming for Eric and running like a track star, while this entire topless bee drama was recorded on a bunch of phones and everyone is still laughing over this. Besides being half naked in front of everyone, the bee stings were not to awful.
Could have been worse I guess, the groomsmen Ben got stung even more and went to the hospital Well, I get Married in May, and it will be hard to top that! A few wedding invites have popped up re creating the Bee and Puke moment, I will just have to try to laugh
I'm Jen, going to get married soon, as my older sister's maid of honor, things could not possibly be more embarrassing on my day, yes, and funny.
This disaster is recent, A few months ago, Janet my older sister got Married, her and my dad (mostly Janet) paid to fly everyone to a nice resort, Janet is a super-successful Pharmacy Research person, with tons of degrees, money, etc.. Me, since graduating, I have been a gym teacher, pizza place manager and now have a crappy job at a bank. OK, I was major Jealous!
Anyway, so we are there for two days, kind of chilling out, and on each day I embarrass myself more by day.
Day one - I take advantage of the open bar. I normally do drink a ton, but I did this night. Well, I proceed to violently puke right in Janet's future father in law's face! Eric, my fiance and a groomsmen carried me back to my room.
Day Two (EVEN WORSE) - Hungover, embarrassed and miserable. We head to the pool for brunch, Everyone! I admit I am kind of looking forward to showing up my 39 year old sister, with my 27 year old bikini bod! But I feel like Shit!
Well, we are walking to the pool, and Ben, one of the groomsmen starts screaming and smacking his head and runs back into the Hotel? Well, ten seconds later, I feel bugs crawling on my back, in my hair and YES, down my bathing suit top. Well, I start running around and screaming like an idiot, everyone is laughing, and breaking out their phones to record the moron who puked all over Chris' dad. Instead of running toward the hotel, I am heading toward the pool, when I realize they might be BEES!
Now, in complete panic mode, screaming BEES! Janet, my sister is laughing her Ass off, while I am hitting my self in the head, and quietly trying to tell her they went down my top! That is when Janet drops the bomb on me "Jen, oh my god, your going to have to take your top off!!! Well, now I just got stung on my head and back, and my heart is pounding, for a second I forgot about the bees, because it just hit me that, she is right, I really do have to take off my top and everyone there is going to see my Tits !
No choice now, I bend over and grab the strings around my neck, give it a pull and OFF GOES MY TOP! There I am bent over, looking at the ground, smacking my head and back topless, which my bikini top down by my waist, strings swinging around by my knees. I manage to get the bees out of my hair and off my back, when I stand up with no top on, to discover a Bee Crawling on MY NIPPLE! Well, I manage to get it off with one mortifying Titty shake for the entire wedding party and a bunch of strangers. I put my hands over my naked boobs and hauled it back to the Hotel screaming for Eric and running like a track star, while this entire topless bee drama was recorded on a bunch of phones and everyone is still laughing over this. Besides being half naked in front of everyone, the bee stings were not to awful.
Could have been worse I guess, the groomsmen Ben got stung even more and went to the hospital Well, I get Married in May, and it will be hard to top that! A few wedding invites have popped up re creating the Bee and Puke moment, I will just have to try to laugh