36-40, F
Wife and mom realizing life is to serious to sweat small stuff, even if it is embarrassing as hell!
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Mom of 2.. Some incidents never die! They can even get worse
"A little background, my husband, myself and his siblings and spouses, all took a trip in 2021 to Norway to see the Northern Lights. It was wonderful, no kids, great trip, and expensive! I was pretty grateful he put this together, when we returned, I decided what the hell, he asked for years, and we made a few videos for ourselves. No one else was supposed to see them. Obviously! They were mostly mild, started out with Bra removal,but they got more Racey.
The trip was in Feb, well fast forward to the big July 4th gathering. I had all the Norway/Northern Light footage and videos on my laptop we all wanted to watch, so my friend who was there and her husband offered tech assistance. I handed off my laptop and my friend's husband connected it to brother in laws 65-inch TV and, like it's supposed to, my computer screen then displayed on their TV."
He asked me where the Northern Light videos were, and so I told him about the 'videos' folder. Well, in the videos folder was another folder also labelled 'videos', except those were the naughty videos, which I thought were only on my husbands laptop. OMG i was wrong, I thought I deleted all of them, but I missed a couple. Everyone watched like an hour of Northern Lights videos, people started getting bored and left the living room, so some were not paying super close attention and when he clicked , instead double-clicked on the second videos folder. Before I could even get out a 'NO!' there they were. In all their extra large thumbnail glory. And yes, it started with the slightly less embarrassment, but not by Much, I hear a loud scream and applause as I look up to Me, Jen, REMOVING MY BRA on the 65 inch TV, BARE TITS OUT, as I start TO SUCK MY OWN NIPPLES!
My friend's husband screamed and dove off to the side, my friend was dying of laughter, my husband was just sitting there sipping his beer compleley unaware, and I am scrambling to get up off the sofa and shut the laptop. I felt like absolutely disappearing and remember telling my husband 'Well, I guess I'm moving to Canada now'. I ran and hid in the bathroom for over an hour, my mother in law grabbed the Laptop and locked it in her closet... Where, it GOT LOST. So, the last four years I have been in constant horror wondering when it would turn up.. WELL> OMG IT DID! AND THE EVEN WORSE VIDEO, OMG, ME STRIPPING TOTALLY NAKED AND THEN GIVING MY HUSBAND A BLOW JOB!
After four years of "JEN I LOVE YOUR NORHTERN LIGHTS" jokes. I thought it could not get worse, I want to crawl in a hole for a DECADE
"A little background, my husband, myself and his siblings and spouses, all took a trip in 2021 to Norway to see the Northern Lights. It was wonderful, no kids, great trip, and expensive! I was pretty grateful he put this together, when we returned, I decided what the hell, he asked for years, and we made a few videos for ourselves. No one else was supposed to see them. Obviously! They were mostly mild, started out with Bra removal,but they got more Racey.
The trip was in Feb, well fast forward to the big July 4th gathering. I had all the Norway/Northern Light footage and videos on my laptop we all wanted to watch, so my friend who was there and her husband offered tech assistance. I handed off my laptop and my friend's husband connected it to brother in laws 65-inch TV and, like it's supposed to, my computer screen then displayed on their TV."
He asked me where the Northern Light videos were, and so I told him about the 'videos' folder. Well, in the videos folder was another folder also labelled 'videos', except those were the naughty videos, which I thought were only on my husbands laptop. OMG i was wrong, I thought I deleted all of them, but I missed a couple. Everyone watched like an hour of Northern Lights videos, people started getting bored and left the living room, so some were not paying super close attention and when he clicked , instead double-clicked on the second videos folder. Before I could even get out a 'NO!' there they were. In all their extra large thumbnail glory. And yes, it started with the slightly less embarrassment, but not by Much, I hear a loud scream and applause as I look up to Me, Jen, REMOVING MY BRA on the 65 inch TV, BARE TITS OUT, as I start TO SUCK MY OWN NIPPLES!
My friend's husband screamed and dove off to the side, my friend was dying of laughter, my husband was just sitting there sipping his beer compleley unaware, and I am scrambling to get up off the sofa and shut the laptop. I felt like absolutely disappearing and remember telling my husband 'Well, I guess I'm moving to Canada now'. I ran and hid in the bathroom for over an hour, my mother in law grabbed the Laptop and locked it in her closet... Where, it GOT LOST. So, the last four years I have been in constant horror wondering when it would turn up.. WELL> OMG IT DID! AND THE EVEN WORSE VIDEO, OMG, ME STRIPPING TOTALLY NAKED AND THEN GIVING MY HUSBAND A BLOW JOB!
After four years of "JEN I LOVE YOUR NORHTERN LIGHTS" jokes. I thought it could not get worse, I want to crawl in a hole for a DECADE