Wanna know how to cause an old woman to become agile and active?

Just arrange it so a cricket gets into her bedroom and, just as she’s finally dozing off in the dark, encourage it to jump on her face.

T-t-trust m-m-me, it works.

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bowman81 · M

Just how many pets do you keep in that room of yours? Does management know? They just might raise your rent. 😁

Mamapolo2016 · F

@bowman81 This was not MY cricket. It was an itinerant cricket with no respect for boundaries.

Worse, when identification was demanded, it just fled. Flied. Flewed. It left.