I saw this scorpion on my wall the other day

I was super close to it, putting my hand next to it for size comparison. I also recorded him because he was in the open & easy to see.

Then when I was outside smoking, I saw a cockroach by my feet & I jumped 😂
My brothers gf was like "Kill it! Kill it" & I was like "I'm trying!" But I didn't kill it. When it started running again I jumped out the way 🤣

She was like "this is so funny 🤣 I never thought I'd see you scared of anything. You weren't bothered by that scorpion earlier"

Idgaf though I'm terrified of roaches 😬 spiders scorpions, them buggies don't bother me. We cool. But roaches 🤮

I'll step on them but even that takes courage for me 😅 because in my head I'm thinking "what if he dodges it, then he counterattacks & runs up my leg? I have no defense for that"
Shits scary bruh.

But here's the lil scorpion homie if anyone wants to see him do his thing 🤙 he out here pimpin' these hoes you know how it goes