I saw this scorpion on my wall the other day

I was super close to it, putting my hand next to it for size comparison. I also recorded him because he was in the open & easy to see.

Then when I was outside smoking, I saw a cockroach by my feet & I jumped 😂
My brothers gf was like "Kill it! Kill it" & I was like "I'm trying!" But I didn't kill it. When it started running again I jumped out the way 🤣

She was like "this is so funny 🤣 I never thought I'd see you scared of anything. You weren't bothered by that scorpion earlier"

Idgaf though I'm terrified of roaches 😬 spiders scorpions, them buggies don't bother me. We cool. But roaches 🤮

I'll step on them but even that takes courage for me 😅 because in my head I'm thinking "what if he dodges it, then he counterattacks & runs up my leg? I have no defense for that"
Shits scary bruh.

But here's the lil scorpion homie if anyone wants to see him do his thing 🤙 he out here pimpin' these hoes you know how it goes

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SW-User

I have the same fear of roaches. More of disgust and paranoia that it can evade and run on me! 😩

ChiefWalksWith40oz · 26-30

@SW-User exactly! They're so fast too. I always picture them dodging me then attacking 😂

SW-User

@ChiefWalksWith40oz Reminds me of one time i was out with some friends having some food and drinks, i spotted one roach scurrying toward our bench. It was outdoors at night, and there were other people around.
I literally jumped up from the bench seat and began stomping the ground, hoping the roach would turn around and run the other way.

My friends did not seem phased by the roach and were all looking at me like i am some mad man. Admittedly i did look like a mad man stomping all over like a russian dancer. They just looked at me and said "dude wtf is wrong with you" while laughing, and i screamed out " IT IS THE DEVIL" .. 😄

All the other people there thought i was a nutcase obviously. So embarrassing 😅

ChiefWalksWith40oz · 26-30

@SW-User that sounds hilarious but I've done that many times... I think I have a slightly more embarrassing one 😅 once when I was like 8 or so, this girl dropped a roach down my shirt & I freaked out & punched her in the stomach.

Knocked the wind out of her & I felt bad instantly... after I shook the roach out in a panic of course. I apologized & we became friends after that. Later it turned out she had a crush on me 🤷 kids lol.

But that remains the only time in my life I ever hit a female. I was soo scared of roaches though it was no joke

SW-User

@ChiefWalksWith40oz I totally understand. And eww she actually could hold one and drop it down your shirt. Ughh so gross