one time on tumblr i read this dudes post how in the summer he would find huge puddles of mud, he would undress, get in it and fuck it until he came.

he said it was really warm and just enough pressure/suction to feel like a vagina and i can’t stop thinking about it. it lives in my mind rent free.

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BlueVeins · 22-25

The rest of us wasting time on dating apps and this guy's got an irl cheat code

HannibalMontanimal · 26-30, M

That is a pleasant picture to imagine in my head

deathfairy ·

doing it dirty style 😏 @HannibalMontanimal

HannibalMontanimal · 26-30, M

@deathfairy Just imagine all the other dirty things he does in his free time.

RuyLopez · 56-60, M

Great. I will never see a mud pie in the same way again. Thank you! 😆

Lostpoet · M

that guy sounds mental

Josh1454 · M

Why would it be warm? I’m guessing this must be in a warmer country, though I have never done this, I don’t think a lot of mud puddles would be warm here.

deathfairy ·

yeah it was summer time. should have probably added that. @Josh1454

Josh1454 · M

@deathfairy 😂🤣. Question is, if someone asked if you wanted to join and watch, would you?

Pfuzylogic · M

They had a story like that in “Heavy Metal” in the late 70s. It wasn’t mud but a jello like substance in a huge jar that you dove into. One more thing, the jello was actively squeezing whoever was inside. .

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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

Ngl, this legit sounds like a guy here 🤣

JackJames · M

@iamonfire696 thought the same thing.

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@JackJames I think it is 🤭

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