My mortgage lender sends me thank you emails for paying my mortgage every month

I did it because the alternative was you taking my house, not out of the kindness of my heart but you’re welcome. Maybe as a true sign of gratitude you can wipe out the rest of what I owe you 😇

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deadgerbil · 26-30, M

I think you need to start tipping them 10% to show gratitude

CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@deadgerbil they do deserve it for the wonderful service they provide

Degbeme · 70-79, M

They love you as long as you keep giving them money. Miss just one and they`ll be not so nice. 😅

GoFish ·

lmao lol

InfoTunaBotTheReturn

How much of a mortgage did you need on a mouse hole in the skirting board of someone else's house? 🤔

CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@InfoTunaBotTheReturn *throws tomatoes at you*

HootyTheNightOwl

@InfoTunaBotTheReturn Don't be mean... we all know that it's the Malibu Barbie house in the playroom of someone's child...

Collegegirl23 · 26-30, F

And here I am paying rent every month for years like an idiot 😂

Chern0bylplaygr0unds

That waa so nice of you to pay a bill you are supposed to pay

CaptainBard · 36-40, M

@Chern0bylplaygr0unds ✝ that should be my new logo basically

Chern0bylplaygr0unds

@CaptainBard you're a saint amongst men

thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

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