I just got an email shaming me for my inability to grow garlic

"Any idiot can grow garlic. Seriously. When's the last time you watched a television special on the "Remarkable Garlic Growing Person"? Never. Because you do not have to be remarkable in any way, shape or form to successfully grow garlic. But you do have to plant it - and the time to plant is October...."

...guess I could follow some directions this time.

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SW-User

This got me thinking of penning something about garlic and vampires. I lost my direction, though. Oh, people who uselessly put down are emotional bloodsuckers, and perhaps finding the book, 'The HitchHikers Guide To Growing Garlic" will help.

nonsensiclesnail · F

I @SW-User I would buy that book!! Get on it!

SW-User

@nonsensiclesnail You even caught my lostness in direction, I meant it's not a book already, outside some fabled land that needs to be written.... but how could I know you had visited that land?

nonsensiclesnail · F

@SW-User Well, I don't get out much these days so your unintentional assumptions are spot on!!

SW-User

@nonsensiclesnail I see some inspired imagination in you 🤤

Does it show I don't get out much? Imagine that whole conversation at a hotel lobby, or a bar.... wait, ..... nevermind, I'm just thankful my assumptions and some wit about garlic came in story together.

You are missed, too. :)