I Hate Online Dating

As a good-looking and interesting man, much like many men of my kind I am getting increasingly frustrated by the lack of success on dating apps.

Seriously, what do you have to be? A magical unicorn? The last success story I read was about a guy who was nothing but positive, loves dogs and animals, has a good bond with his family and is playful. Great. Well for one: I hate dogs, I like animals, I don't have a good bond with my family and playfulness depends on the chemistry with the person.

Sigh. Three years on this online dating business and I am nowhere, despite rational attempts.