It wouldn't be a day online without a strange man proposing in my DMs

Do they think that will really work?

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I am fascinated to see what kind of image he built of you in his mind that made this proposal the best possible option for him.

cortney · 22-25, F

@CountScrofula He decided I'm slim based purely on me saying "hello" so I'm sure he has a vivid image

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@cortney "Finally, a username that sounds skinny enough for me."