An Irishman walks into a bar.
He orders 2 shots and then leaves. He does the same thing the next night. Then he does the same thing the night after that.
One night the bartender gets curious and asks "Why do you always order exactly 2 shots?" The Irishman replies "Well I used to come have a drink with my brother but now he lives all the way across country."
So one night the Irishman comes into the bar and orders one shot. Concerned, the bartender asks "Did something happen to your brother?" The Irishman replies "No my brother is ok, I just quit drinking."
One night the bartender gets curious and asks "Why do you always order exactly 2 shots?" The Irishman replies "Well I used to come have a drink with my brother but now he lives all the way across country."
So one night the Irishman comes into the bar and orders one shot. Concerned, the bartender asks "Did something happen to your brother?" The Irishman replies "No my brother is ok, I just quit drinking."
