A boy lives on a farm...
He comes downstairs for breakfast, but his mom tells him to do his chores before he eats breakfast. So he goes outside and does them. In anger he kicks the chicken, the pig, and the cow.
When he comes back in his mom gives him a bowl of dried corn flakes. "Why don't I get a full breakfast?" the boy says. "Well I saw you kick the chicken, so no eggs for a month. I saw you kick the pig, so no bacon for a month. I saw you kick the cow so no milk for a month." The mom says.
Just then the boys dad comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The boy looks at his mom and says "Do you want to tell him or should I?"
When he comes back in his mom gives him a bowl of dried corn flakes. "Why don't I get a full breakfast?" the boy says. "Well I saw you kick the chicken, so no eggs for a month. I saw you kick the pig, so no bacon for a month. I saw you kick the cow so no milk for a month." The mom says.
Just then the boys dad comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The boy looks at his mom and says "Do you want to tell him or should I?"
