Words of wisdom about men

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Men are a lot like margaritas, some are a bit salty, some go down real smooth, and at the end of a long night at the bar, some just aren't quite stiff enough.

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Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M

I always heard they were like wine grapes. They start out kind of sweet. But if you stomp on them and keep them in the dark for long enough they mature into something you want to have dinner with.