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Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice.
Don't corner something that is meaner than you.
Donβt pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, heβll just kill you.
It donβt take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way.
Borrowing trouble from the future doesn't deplete the supply.
Most of the stuff people worry about ainβt never gonna happen anyway.
Donβt judge folks by their relatives.
Silence is sometimes the best answer.
Donβt interfere with somethinβ that ainβt botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digginβ.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker youβll ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every morninβ.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettinβ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttinβ it back in.
If you get to thinkinβ youβre a person of some influence, try orderinβ somebody elseβs dog around.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, youβll enjoy it a second time.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Most times, it just gets down to common sense.
Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.
The best sermons are lived, not preached.
If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice.
Don't corner something that is meaner than you.
Donβt pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, heβll just kill you.
It donβt take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every path has a few puddles.
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way.
Borrowing trouble from the future doesn't deplete the supply.
Most of the stuff people worry about ainβt never gonna happen anyway.
Donβt judge folks by their relatives.
Silence is sometimes the best answer.
Donβt interfere with somethinβ that ainβt botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digginβ.
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
The biggest troublemaker youβll ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every morninβ.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettinβ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttinβ it back in.
If you get to thinkinβ youβre a person of some influence, try orderinβ somebody elseβs dog around.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, youβll enjoy it a second time.
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Most times, it just gets down to common sense.