Out of the Mouth of Babes

was having coffee with my neighbor and her 10 year old daughter when I asked the little one if she knew what the upcoming Presidents Day meant. without hesitation she replied it's when the President steps outside the White House and if he sees his shadow we have another year of bullshit. coffee burns with it shoots out your nose

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saintsong · 41-45, F

When my youngest son was 3 or 4 years old, he tapped me on the shoulder, Mom, Mom, Mom???? Yes dear? Can I become the Pope??? OMGoodness YESSSSSS MY CHILD YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!! Then he clasps his hands together and rubs them together, and with an evil tone, he says Gooood then I can control the world!!!! I was shocked! I was like where does he get this stuff??