It's impossible here - don't be too serious - don't laugh too much

Am I supposed to just sit like a log in a bog?
And now I have some little shit telling me that he knows what it is that I meant to say - the heck?
Everyone is a certified opinionologist🙄

I hereby knight myself to reserve the right to say what I want , mean what I say, and not be subject to complying to any one else's standards except my own and tos
I will be too serious
I will be incorrectly funny
I will be judgmental
I will be opinionated
I will be kind
I will be an ass
And I will be fine with it