Untie me from this chair and stop feeding me Tofu.

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thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

VERY WELL THEN YOU SHALL BE TAPED TO THE LUST COUCH AND FED BAKLAVA

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

@thepeculiarpanda
Not the Baklava 😭

thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

@mindstruggle okay, uh, red licorice?

mindstruggle · 31-35, F

thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

@mindstruggle I'd say try the chocolate, but it seems to be laced

SW-User

@thepeculiarpanda That's one ugly sofa!

thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

@SW-User It really is!! I'd be fascinated to meet whoever ended up buying it 🤔

SW-User

@thepeculiarpanda They probably bought the statue too.