I was trying to raise $100 selling sand pictures but people posted better sand pictures than mine so I'm pivoting to a new business model
Bad poems. For a small fee I will write you a bad poem. The following is and example:
Chicken fingers
Chicken fingers,chicken fingers
Don't you mean toes?
Chicken fingers, chicken fingers
Some friends and foes
Chicken fingers,chicken fingers
Can't lick themselves
Can't reach up the shelf
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
All my wife does is complain
Chicken fingers, chicken fingers
I put up a fight
Picasso had birds
But I have a knife.
Chicken fingers,chicken fingers
Don't you mean toes?
Chicken fingers, chicken fingers
Some friends and foes
Chicken fingers,chicken fingers
Can't lick themselves
Can't reach up the shelf
Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
All my wife does is complain
Chicken fingers, chicken fingers
I put up a fight
Picasso had birds
But I have a knife.
