Anybody lose a machete?

Housekeeping found one in the hotel my sister works at. Figured I'd ask around and see if anyone here left it before it goes into lost and found.

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G00GLE · 26-30, M

There is a chance that it's mine. I mean you are more likely to be hit by a flying shark handling a gun, but there is totally a chance that it's mine. It's just very unlikely. BUT IT MIGHT BE MINE!

travelguy01 · 41-45, M

@G00GLE I hear pistol packing sharknados are on the rise, so, it just might be yours!