once I had some water pooling on my sidewalk from the rain and the guy who cuts my lawn offered to "fix" this for 400 dollars

I didn't ask for anyone to "fix" this pool of water near my sidewalk because why the fuck would I do that?

But he was acting like this was a landscape project that required an architect and the US Army Corps of Engineers. 🤷‍♂

Later the water just dried up on its own. 🐱