can we walk instead.. if so, I am in

Count me in. That's the dream.

Absolutely. But not like a troublesome Baggins. I want to frown on adventure and grow my crops by day. And eat and smoke and drink by night.

I'm in

Yes, yes I do

Yes I am hobbit size

Tators? As in tots? Life is better with tots.

I will gladly join.

Po tay toes!

You mean the people who give parties and eat six times a day -where do I sign up?

I'll stop shaving my feet immediately.

They have a nice tour of that site...

I already live as a hermit in the woods

In New Zealand? Sure.

Heck yeah
Have always loved hobbit houses!

As long as there are tators

New Zealand is too far away. 🙃

You have hermit's hairy feet?